Spanky Kills a Seven-Year-Old

President Spanky has boasted that he could kill someone in full view on Fifth Avenue and get away with it.

Recently a seven-year-old Guatemalan girl and her father crossed a desert on foot to reach the United States, where they were picked up by the President's Border Patrol. The little girl was dehydrated and exhausted. No one helped her, and eight hours later, in American custody, her heart stopped and she died; the Border Patrol apparently turned their backs to her until it was too late, much as Spanky has turned his back to black people and Latinos.

We don't have all the facts yet, and I don't know this girl's name, but in her unknown name I ask the incoming House of Representatives to impeach the monstrous borderline slob in the White House. The Republican Senate might vote to keep Spanky in office for another two years. Such a vote is a legitimate part of the legitimate process; and if the Republicans save Spanky's gigantic  ass, that will be on them.