Four Walls for Spanky

Curtis Lambert of Santa Rosa has proposed setting up a go-fund-me to build walls around President Spanky's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. For unknown reasons, this star has been singled out to be frequently crushed by hammers and rinsed with loogies. There are four prototype walls developed by our government, awaiting only funding from Mexico to become useful. Lambert suggests that we place a different protective wall on each side of Spanky's star, but what if most people still object to building walls? We could unite behind steel slats instead.