The President of the USA Rapes A Woman

The President, who is mentally ill, has again explained that he only rapes women who are "my type." Many women can now relax. 

Women of color are not his type. He's too racist to grab at them. Young girls are his type but not women his own age. Seniors can feel safe in his presence. This might seem like a scandal--the President of the USA has been accused of rape!--but my newspaper hasn't given it much notice. It isn't news. He's raped about two dozen women. Readers long ago lost interest. Let's accept rape and do nothing about it. That's where we are todayy.