Roger Stone, was arrested by the FBI this morning for lying under oath. The FBI was working without pay. Stone raised his two flabby arms in the famous Nixon salute, forming a V with his arms and raising two victory fingers on each weak hand. To which, I returned two fingers of my own. Stone is so bankrupt of morality that Nixon (for whom as a fresh chunk of shit, Stone served as a fecal transplant) remains his idol, his Satan to imitate.
May Roger Stone get rogered in a cramped cell.
Meanwhile, Trump, a moron, claimed that his disastrous defeat in shutting down the government was a signal victory. He'd just had his nuts chopped off; he celebrated this event as a planned weight loss.
Trump could lose thirty pounds of ugly fat by cutting off his head.
In the course of Trump's tepid bragging, he said "I think." My first reaction was that this was another one of his lies, but there really is a sense that he thinks. I mean, a dog that brings his leash to you is thinking, just not in words. Trump thinks like a dog (without the dog's genuine attachment to its friends and family). At this point we haven't figured out exactly how a dog's mind solves problems, and we don't know how Trump's mental apparatus flexes and flails; but it works well enough for him to order two dishes of ice cream at lunch. His brain functions on the "mo' food" level.
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