Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Pence's Rebel Wife

Vice President Pence’s rebel wife has taken a job at a religious school where female employees must agree to submit to their husbands  “as the church submits to Christ.”  Some husbands have objected to the ambiguity of the requirement, given that churches sometimes submit to Christ by ignoring Him. 

If Pence’s wife is ignoring her charmless, white rat husband’s wishes, that is encouraging news; Pence is unlikely to learn about it, because his worshipful gong is too attached to Trump’s butt-cheeks for sound to penetrate. (Please remember it is discourteous to say “penetrate” in the presence of professional Republicans.) 

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