Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Going to Vietnam at Last!

The White House has announced that President Spanklyn T. Borderline has finally volunteered to go to Vietnam. He will be lunching there with a pal, the dictator of North Korea. Two factors drove this decision. One was an unexpected recovery from bone spurs in the President's feet. He recently regained the ability to walk and play golf, which he lost more than 50 years ago. The other was the rumored end of the Tet offensive.

On this trip, the President will be accompanied by his sons, pursuing their interest in shooting geckos. 

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