Tuesday, January 9, 2018

The Stable Genius

Trump has told us that he is a stable genius, but he's too modest to go into what that entails. Folks, a deep commitment to horse care is basic. You must be adept at cleaning stalls and paddocks.  Feeding and watering will test your ability to employ hay hooks and to turn on taps. You also need to be able to plan an individualized equine exercise schedule (and it won't hurt if you have a knack for grant writing), but what you need most of all is a lifelong familiarity with horse shit. 
    

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