Thursday, January 18, 2018

Stormy Daniels

I have no idea which sexual positions President George Washington favored, and let’s keep it that way. Besides, Washington, supposedly the man who could not tell a lie, would seem unrelated to a subhuman Donald Trump. It's bad luck to mention them in the same paragraph.   


It’s my misfortune that Stormy Daniels, porn star, once said that Trump in bed was “textbook generic.” Apparently Trump told her that she closely resembled one of his daughters, the one he later claimed he’d like to date, the daughter Steve Bannon claimed was as “dumb as a brick.” So I credit the President with a little imagination.



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