A Job in India

This month HARPER'S published some excerpts from India's official National Classification of Occupations.  You might think there is no job in the world that Rand Paul can do, but in India they are still looking for buffoons and firewood gatherers. Paul Ryan might find success as a glass bubble cooler.  Eliot Spitzer could work as a wood impregnator or a hand fluffer. If, like George W. Bush, you lack a developed talent, you can seek work as a peon.