The prose below was accidentally left on the teleprompter used by our President during his state of the union speech.
. . . (Chin up!) HORDES OF WOMEN DRESSED IN WHITE (pause. then chin higher for emphasis) IN CARAVANS (keep chin up!) ARE APPROACHING OUR SOUTHERN BORDER. (raise chin higher, stretching all sagging facial skin) THEY ARE GETTING THEIR PUSSIES GRABBED (jut your jaw, stare at ceiling) BY MEN WHO ARE NOT FAMOUS (keep chin higher! sound as if you had a pair!) (more chin!) MAGA! (chin higher, you fool!) . . . .
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