Thursday, November 1, 2018

"Prepare to Squat," a True Story

In our first war against Mexico (1846), which trained the military leaders of the Civil War (Grant, Lee),  one outfit was led by a general named Doniphan. Maybe he was a colonel.  

Anyway, Doniphan soon faced an enemy army at the Battle of Brazito (Little Arm). Both sides loaded their muskets and lined up to exchange volleys. At this point Doniphan, like many a good Irishman before him, was struck by an idea. He turned to his troops and uttered the first command he had ever given in combat. "Prepare to squat!"

Doniphan squatted his men as the Mexican army fired its volley, which passed overhead, wounding only a few traditionalists who had rejected the new order. He then stood his men up, and they fired a volley into the ranks of the confused and possibly indignant Mexicans, killing many and winning the day.  

This is today's small piece of history. 

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