Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Which Trump Will It Be?

Many people are saying that Hillary faces a problem in the upcoming Presidential debate. She won’t know in advance which Donald Trump she will be facing.

It might be the short, balding Trump who funds Greenpeace.

It could be the Latino-American Trump who is flying to Mexico today to build a giant wall to keep himself out of our country and make it great again. 

It could be the female Trump, dressed in red, white and blue, who loves her three sons and Vlad the Impaler. Also Putin.


Or it might be the borderline personality disorder Trump who has had the hair on his pale legs transferred and rooted to the top of his gong. It will probably be him. 

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