Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Dumb Donald's Concession Speech, draft one

Dumb Donald Trump is starting to look for ways to emerge from the November election as something other than a big loser with prissy hands. His narcissism won’t allow him to admit a loss. I’m trying to anticipate his concession speech. I’ll be working on this for the next 97 days.  

Maybe Dumb Don is going to tell us that he made tons of money from the campaign. That’s true. He’s a winner. But I think he might begin another way. 


“I’ll tell you what I don’t like. The election was rigged against me from the start. That’s so unfair.  I really won. A lot of people have told me that.”

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