Hotel California

The Donald “Jelly Belly” Trump team has leaked some strategy. In part they are basing their presidential campaign on taking California. Can’t you see Trump now, on a dark desert highway, near Needles, cool wind in his transplanted hair? He slows, looking for his journey’s end. And there they stand in the doorway, the Asian, Latina, White, African-American women of California. A mission bell is tolling for someone. Welcome to the Hotel California.  And, by the way, you can never leave.