Scrappy Dogs Can Swim

It's raining hard here, and I read the following item in our newspaper. "The rain came so fast that a homeless Republican couple who had built a platform to use as a bed inside a 36 inch culvert along Santa Rosa Creek were violently flushed out of the pipeline and into the creek while they slept. " This event left them and their Republican dog Scrappy floundering in cold water, but all three had made it to the bank by the time firefighters arrived.

(To be truthful, I added the party affiliation. It just struck me as likely, given the state of Republican thought these days.)