Thursday, February 23, 2012

Atomic Wedgie

This morning I was watching four or five people talking about the Republican Presidential candidates, trying to figure out which one the voters were responding to. Take Rick Santorum, for example. He supposedly knows how to talk to working class men. Now can I say something about that? I grew up surrounded by working class men. Rick Santorum is a prissy faced sex-weirdo who wants women to keep their legs together. Believe me, that does not strike a spark among working class men. Mitt Romney is, as someone said, that rich SOB who sniggered while firing his cleaning lady (your mother) because she got to work late when her child fell ill. Ron Paul is an amusing crank you wouldn't hire to edge your lawn. Newt Gingrich--in his favor, he likes sex, but this pompous know-it-all is less a candidate for President and more a candidate for an atomic wedgie.

President Obama, an African-American Harvard graduate, is a regular guy compared to the Republican parade of freaks.

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