Vacation!

Pandemics are learning experiences. For example, I have learned how to extend a pandemic in America so it lasts a year or more. All you have to do is close everything down, then open it, close it, open it, close it, etc. Repeat until you get a new idea. You can supercharge this process by letting each state do its own thing. 

Also, experts at the CDC have taught me how deeply children suffer when schools close. How could anyone have forgotten that? 

We can all recall how we used to suffer when summer came and the auditorium doors closed. Especially that dreaded last day sitting at your desk in early June, surrounded by weeping students suddenly barred from chemistry class, except for the few shiftless scholars (like me) allowed to repeat chemistry in summer school.