New Landia

This week President Flabbimann generously made my wife the citizen of a new nation he invented with an executive order. He gave the nation no name, so I will (temporarily) call it New Landia. 

Flabbimann, an anti-Semite who thinks Jews make the best accountants, issued an order redefining American Jews as a nationality, whether their families came from Poland, China, Ethiopia or Ukraine (in my wife's case). My wife now has dual citizenship in New Landia and the United States. 

Those who follow politics know that American Jews support Democrats over Republicans by about a 2-1 margin. Yet it is a Republican who has issued an order that will punish colleges that allow criticism of Isreal or support for Palestinians. 

This is mostly a dispute about what can be said on campus about the policies of the government of Israel. The Leader of the Free World has attempted to confine that discussion under Title VI, which strips funds from colleges that allow verbal or physical attacks based on race, color and nationality. 

Everyone knows that American Jews are not a race or color, so the President concluded that they must be a nation. Israel seems to be the first nation on the President's university no-blame list, but we can probably expect national additions like Turkey and North Korea.

Meanwhile anti-Semites murdered Jews shopping in a store in Jersey City.

(The size of the type above changed itself and remains out of my control)