Monday, July 22, 2019

Triangulation: the key to victory

The Clinton White Shack was famous for what insiders called "triangulation." What Clinton did was consider the New Deal position on an issue and consider the Republican position and then support a position somewhere between them. Triangulation.  

This enraged the Republicans. It's why they hated the Clintons beyond all reason. Clinton stole half of the Republican talking points, sort of. Also he got a lot of employee-based sex. 

We can learn from that. We start by nominating Chelsea Clinton for President. Her platform will include building a wall along our southern border and Mexico will pay for it, but the wall will be short, about two adobe bricks high. Imagine the Republican reaction when Clinton goes on TV and promises to build a wall. We're talking full diapers.

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