Trump Makes a Deal

The Paris Climate Change treaty allows each nation that signs up to set its own goals and enforce them. Trump has withdrawn from the treaty because he wants to negotiate better terms. His counterpart in the new negotiations will be himself. The next move by this babbling idiot will be to sit down across the table from himself (in the Oval Office) and work things out in a way that satisfies both Trumps. If negotiations stall, he can bring in Donald Trump to facilitate.