Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Who Is God?

From Mark Twain's REVISED CATECHISM

Q. What is the chief end of man?

A. To get rich.

Q. In what way?

A. Dishonestly if we can; honestly if we must.

Q. Who is God, the one only and true?

A. Money is God. Gold and greenbacks and stocks.

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