Trump In Midstream

Am I reading the news correctly?--there seems to be an unverified rumor that Minority President-Elect Trump has developed an interest in the collection of Russian female urine. We all understand that urine collection is sometimes sponsored by The Center for Disease Control or the CDC National Center for Health Statistics. What worries me is that Minority Donald may not be trained in clean-catch midstream void collection. A contaminated catch will make the voids void.