Suddenly aware that he’s losing, Donald Trump has announced he will run to become the first woman President of the United States. This looks like a powerful strategy. A person who usually thinks of others first, Trump has finally given herself the same presents she gave her wives: a matching set of plastic boobs, a shorter skirt, a diet plan and our planet's entry form for the Miss Universe contest. (The Earth has a history of doing remarkably well in the Miss Universe pageant. Trump can almost be guaranteed a top five finish.)
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