Monday, October 10, 2016

Trump Bleeds Out

My father, a machinist who was a New Deal Democrat until my mother died (he then became a racist), used to say that if the Republicans nominated the pimple on his ass for President, that pimple would get 35% of the vote. In other words, 35% was rock bottom, the absolute minimum percentage a major candidate (Democrat or Republican) could get.


Dumb Donald Trump is now lurching along at pimple strength, at 35%. He should have bled out, but somehow he continues to bleed. I don’t know how he can still bleed —how much blood does it take to animate more than six feet of staggering blubber? Why is Trump constantly snuffling and sniffing on national television?  When is the last time he blew his nose or ate a fresh vegetable?  I give him three months to live. He’s bleeding out and we watch. 

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