Ayn Ryan

After devoting 20 years to pushing the vicious ideology of Ayn Rand as hard as possible, Paul Ryan recently discovered that the woman was an atheist. He has begun to edge away from her.

What?

What a shock! If only Paul Ryan had read what she had written. . . .

In any case, many other "religious" Republicans worship Rand's blue stockings, among them Alan Greenspan (the world's worst economist), Ron Paul and Rand Paul, who was named for the old film star Randolph Scott. Or perhaps not. Also many teabaggers.

Here's my point.  We have to learn how to pronounce the words "Ayn Rand." Due to unforeseen circumstances, the name is still used in political conversations. I can supply a short guide that is easy to remember. "Rand" rhymes with "sand."

 I probably don't need to add that "Ayn" rhymes with "Bain." Just think "Bain Sand."