Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Her Husband Is Ugly

What can the future nominee of the Democratic Party look forward to in today’s political climate?   

Let’s assume, for sake of argument,  that the Democrats nominate Tulsi Gabbard, because she surfs and Hawaii is their lucky state. Shortly after being nominated, she will hear the following:

Her husband is too ugly.
Her father assassinated JFK. 
She is a rapist and a drug mule.
She arranged the murder of Jeffrey Epstein.
She runs a pedophile ring out of the Taco Bell on Wall Street.
She is a Jew who is financing thousands of people of color to invade the United States and vote for her dozens of times each, wearing a different cap each time. 
She is a low energy, non-citizen Hindu. 
She was born in a shithole country.

The last claim will be tested in 2020.

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