1, 2, 3,

 Be the first one in your block

To come home in a box

--Country Joe

Schroedinger's War

I heard Catherine Rampell use the term "Schroedinger's War". She was talking about the way MAGAs refer to our savaging of Iran.  MAGAs call what is happening there a war and (at the same time) insist that it is not a war. 

The purpose of insisting that we are at war and we are not at war (at the same time) is to illustrate a point in quantum mechanics and, no, it isn't. 

Watching Trump stagger from one diction error to another demonstrates how much his brain has turned into fried noodles.

("Shroedinger's cat" is a famous physics word problem about a cat that is alive and dead at the same time.)

Tree Pollen

I'm allergic to tree pollen. Right now I am coughing like Hank Williams in the Tower of Song.  

Modern War

 A modern war is one in which you hope that both sides lose.

What?

El Supremo has, at last, found his calling: making Netanyahu's dreams come true. 

Also, destroying Iran distracts from El Supremo's history of pedophilia. 

But the media ignore the fact that the Saudis, Iran's hated rival for power in West Asia, gave whispering Jared Kushner two billion dollars to do what?

Improv War

In a war El Supremo improvises and does whatever comes to mind. Soon he loses interest. He makes up an imaginary outcome. In his rotting mind the inhabitants of the country he is crushing love him so much that they overthrow themselves. They erect a giant marble bust of his head. They rename their country for him.  They beg him to have sex with their children. 

Death in Iran

 As evidence begins to emerge of our president's pedophilia, he has reacted by starting a war with Iran. Indivisible will be protesting Trump's war at five today in Courthouse Square in Santa Rosa in Sonoma County.

Iran

 How many Iranians must die because El Supremo is a pedophile?

Two Amniotes

 I see that Pakistan has declared war against Afghanistan. Both sides are descended from amniotes, so it looks like one amniote against another. Not good. I will pull on my peace necklace, a present from kin. 

Meanwhile El Supremo of the USA seems about to declare war on Iran. This means  I will have to buy another necklace and wear two at once.