Tree Pollen

I'm allergic to tree pollen. Right now I am coughing like Hank Williams in the Tower of Song.  

Modern War

 A modern war is one in which you hope that both sides lose.

What?

El Supremo has, at last, found his calling: making Netanyahu's dreams come true. 

Also, destroying Iran distracts from El Supremo's history of pedophilia. 

But the media ignore the fact that the Saudis, Iran's hated rival for power in West Asia, gave whispering Jared Kushner two billion dollars to do what?

Improv War

In a war El Supremo improvises and does whatever comes to mind. Soon he loses interest. He makes up an imaginary outcome. In his rotting mind the inhabitants of the country he is crushing love him so much that they overthrow themselves. They erect a giant marble bust of his head. They rename their country for him.  They beg him to have sex with their children. 

Death in Iran

 As evidence begins to emerge of our president's pedophilia, he has reacted by starting a war with Iran. Indivisible will be protesting Trump's war at five today in Courthouse Square in Santa Rosa in Sonoma County.

Iran

 How many Iranians must die because El Supremo is a pedophile?

Two Amniotes

 I see that Pakistan has declared war against Afghanistan. Both sides are descended from amniotes, so it looks like one amniote against another. Not good. I will pull on my peace necklace, a present from kin. 

Meanwhile El Supremo of the USA seems about to declare war on Iran. This means  I will have to buy another necklace and wear two at once. 

N

 I decided to look for Bob N.  I hadn't seen him for 40 years.  I wanted to talk, but  I no longer had his home address. I managed to find it on the Internet.

Bob was an intelligent, trusted old friend. We'd parted ways one day in Buffalo when our wives had gotten into a discussion of different approaches to child rearing, and my wife had told his to fuck off. 

Through the university where he had worked, I learned that Bob had sold his house twenty years ago. I don’t know where he went next. And he died three years ago.

Move On

 Move On is asking people to not watch Donald Trump's state of the union speech. The goal is to gift this evil moron with bad ratings. 

Bad ratings make Trump wet himself. 

We can see the amusing parts of Trump's string of lies later on YouTube and late night comedy shows.