Thursday, August 8, 2019

Buttocks

Today I watched one of the unknown fellows running for the Democratic nomination. His name is Steve Buttocks, I think, and he's the governor of one of those western states with a small population made up largely of United States Senators. The first thing he said--and he delivered this line with courage--was "I'm not from the coasts!"

That's sad because New York, Massachusetts, Florida, California, Oregon and Washington are where the votes are. I guess it goes without saying that Buttocks is behind.

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