At the trial of five louts, the Proud Boys' book of rules came into evidence. America got a look at the organization's rule for masturbation.
"A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every thirty days. That means he must abstain from pornography during that time and if he needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman with her consent. The woman may not be a prostitute."
Why this rule? Prouds may believe that holding a full bottle of precious fluids enhances the masculine virtues.
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