Harriet Tubman

There is nothing we can do for Harriet Tubman. She's been dead for more than 100 years. There is something we can do for ourselves, which is to put her portrait on the $20 bill. The purpose would be to remind us of who we are when at our best, when one of us is Harriet Tubman.

We would be taking a genocidal racist, Andrew Jackson, off the $20 bill. That's a good day's work. (Pres. Spanklyn T. Borderline will block the change until 2020.)