Bum Storage

When I buy marijuana, I store it at home in a carved wooden box made by my father. Some people prefer to keep their weed closer. 

Cameron Wilson, 27, carried a pistol in one pocket. He was having a really bad day. As he bent over, the pistol accidentally fired and shot him in the balls, according to the Wenatchee World News and AOL.

"When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.

"Cops also arrived at the hospital when alerted of the gunshot wound and searched Wilson's car, where they discovered a bag of meth in the blood-stained jeans he was wearing when he shot himself."

At the jail, as Wilson was being strip-searched, a second bag of weed slipped out of his bum and fell to the floor, the newspaper reported.