Saying Yes to Donnie Twump

George Lakoff has suggested we play with Donnie Twump's name, which seems fair. Twump lost a debate tonight, and many people are saying there should be a mocking, believe me, but it shouldn't be about his finger signals. Personally I enjoy the way he holds up one hand with the forefinger and thumb arranged into a nearly complete circle. I think he's showing us how close he is to becoming human. He's almost there. He's half an inch short, roughly the length of his johnson. He holds up his hand and repeatedly signals us. He's telling us how long his johnson is during its finest moments. He believes that's a very considerable length. Okay, the gesture looks short, but that's only because no one has ever said "short" to him.  No feedback. Twump will go to his death without having made a single honest friend. He never gets honest feedback. All he has with him are yes-men and yes-women who hang around hoping Twump will accidentally give them money.  And they let him boast about a micro-johnson.