The Perfect Proxy War

As you know, in Iraq we are supporting the Shia in their struggle against the Sunni (ISIS). In Yemen, we support the Sunni against the Shia rebels, while in Syria we oppose both the Sunni and Shia in their conflicts with Muslims. Jon Stewart has pointed out that we have at last found the perfect environment for our Military Industrial Complex: proxy wars against ourselves. We supply both sides. What could be sweeter?