I Should Have Had My Pants On

Back in July, Sonoma County Supervisor and hard-drinking gift-to-women Efren Carillo was arrested in the street in the small hours of the morning. He was clad in both socks and shorts and holding two beers, one can for himself and a second, more thoughtful can he had intended to offer a neighbor woman whose name he could not recall.  She'd made a 911 call when Carillo had attempted to find a way into her home. He is currently being tried for misdemeanor peeking. During the first day of testimony we learned that Supervisor Carillo had said the following to the police: "In retrospect, I should have had my pants on."