Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Chris Christie will never be President

The news faces on TV are talking again about Chris Christie's weight. They ask, "Can a fat man be elected President?" Of course he can. See President Taft. 

We have already answered related questions. "Can a man with polio be elected?" or "Can a Catholic be elected?" or "Can a black man be President?"or "Can a man with Alzheimer's be re-elected?" The question the news faces should be asking is "Can a dead man be elected President?" 

My best guess is that like John Candy and others, Chris Christie will die young. That bothers me, because Christie at work is a pleasure to watch compared to, say, tepid floating scum like Lindsey Graham. It comes down to this. Can a dead Chris Christie be elected President? I say, No. He won't even run. But I have been wrong before.

  

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