Wednesday, December 19, 2012

A Bushmaster Christmas

This Christmas many stockings will be stuffed with Bushmasters, a compact, ergonomically enhanced solution for the man who plans on overthrowing tyrants, including the Democrats who have stolen this country. The Bushmaster is favored for grammar school attacks in English speaking countries around the world. Your loved ones can buy you an affordable semi-automatic pistol with its clip for $871.13--I don't know why Bushmaster doesn't round off the price. The kit that converts the pistol to fully automatic is extra. In most cases you will have to purchase the kit at a gun show.

One group of buyers that caught my eye on television are the zombie preppers. These are adults arming themselves for the onrushing zombie apocalypse. They believe the brain eating has already begun thanks to certain unsafe experiments conducted by the federal government or maybe the United Nations. Think mad cow disease. We will need many guns, boxes of ammo and food supplies to fort up when the time comes. Or, some suggest, we can live on the second floor of our homes because zombies can't climb stairs (too stupid).

Meanwhile a committee in Washington is being set up to look into why Americans need machine guns in the home. I'm afraid this committee is increasing my paranoia. 

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