Obama Vs. Goldfinger

The experts tell us that the Presidential race will be tight, because the average voter will have a tough time choosing between Obama and Goldfinger, two equally attractive candidates. Goldfinger has the best campaign song, and he has all the money in the world. Also he likes to smother young women with gold paint. This might hurt him with a few women voters, but it guarantees a massive turnout among Old Testament guys who find women uppity. That leaves Goldfinger with only one thing left to worry about--what was it? Oh yes, what happened last time, explosive decompression.