Rigger

Agent Orange, once America's leader, has been denouncing vote riggers. He loves the word "rigger," because it rhymes with more powerful words like "trigger." That excites his racist base.

Back when my family was in the oil business as manual laborers, my father and grandfather rigged oil derricks and so on. On days off, they built their own homes, rigging roof beams with pulleys and chains and hoisting them up in the air. But that was hard to do. Orange, riding from hole to hole in his golf cart, has never done anything hard.