Monday, January 31, 2022

Crybaby

I have known women who lived their entire lives, and everything went wrong, but they absolutely refused, by god, to think of themselves as victims. Donald Trump, on the other hand, is a crybaby. He's a victim. Yesterday he claimed that white people are the victims of racism. You see, Crybaby Trump is not manly. He's a crybaby and calls himself a victim, although he was born crying, perhaps because he had a diamond-encrusted spoon jammed into his crybaby mouth. He's been a crybaby since birth. And I have a real need to call him a crybaby. We should call a him a crybaby, because it is true, and we should repeat crybaby as often as possible in one paragraph. What a crybaby.

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