Rex Tillerson On Mental Abilities

Rex Tillerson On Mental Abilities:

We’ve all come across morons and elected them (George W. Bush) President of the United States. For example, where I, Rex Tillerson, went to high school in Huntsville, the boys vice principal was a failed gym coach. If you happened to be walking behind him in the hall, you’d spit on his back silently for luck. We’re talking about a man who hung his suit coat up wet, a fool with an IQ of about 84.

And he wasn’t the dumbest SOB I met while young. I won a scholarship to play in the orchestra at the University of Texas at Austin, so I had a kettle drum instructor, maybe the worst musician you could meet. He was an estimated 12% more stupid than the boys vice principal.

After college I got hired by the central production division of Exxon USA, headed up by a tabula rasa from Duke who was twice as dumb as the drum instructor. She ended up sending me to negotiate with some fellow from the United Arab Emirates who couldn’t button his own dress. One estimate of the Emerates intelligence put him at 8% less than the Duke graduate or the same as Donald Trump.

If you followed along, figures don’t lie. We started with a vice principal with an IQ of 84, then a drummer with 12 % less, followed by a Duke grad with 50% less, and an oil tyrant with 8% less than that. That factual history gives Trump a IQ of 34— he’s a fucking moron. It’s not my fault.