The Politically Correct Right

Swanky people think of political correctness as a problem on the Left. Meanwhile, on the Right, folks are not allowed to say "Democratic Party." Instead they say, "Democrat Party" to demonstrate their correctness.  They wear American flag lapel buttons so no one will mistake them for Colombians.  In fact, although most Righties call themselves Christians, they worship the flag as a holy object that can never touch the ground. They consider the Bible holy, of course, but  how many keep in mind that "sooner shall a camel pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man enter Heaven."