Pat: My guidance counselor says that tuition at the Sorbonne in Paris, France, costs each student less than two hundred euros a year.
Mike: The Sorbonne is subsidized by the rich French nation. We could never afford to do that in California. We just scrape by, dude. We don't have the tax dollars.
Pat: We might raise taxes.
Mike: Right-- tax oil companies the way they do in Texas? They'll move to Kansas, man, and frack for oil there.
Pat: Anyway, the Sorbonne is located in the Latin Quarter. How fluent are you in Latin?
Mike: Not at all. We might apply as a safety school, but I'm telling you the Sorbonne ranks near the bottom when it comes to beer busts and cheese whoppers. We'd better hope we get into Pepperdine.
Pat: Hey, At Pepperdine you can see the beach from the campus, almost.
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