As you may have read, a Republican county clerk, Kathy Nickolaus, in Wisconsin found, in the aftermath of Justice David Prosser's reelection defeat, an additional 14,000 votes, which reversed the loss and gave her former boss for 13 years a resounding victory.
By late afternoon, Nickolaus had also taken authorities to Jimmy Hoffa's body, missing since July 30, 1975. Hoffa, who had once led the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, was found buried under the football stadium in Green Bay. She next found Judge Crater, missing since August 6, 1930, living in a suburb of Madison.
By midnight, with the help of Karl Rove, Ms. Nickolaus had located the missing section of Franz Schubert's Unfinished Symphony, the Lost Ark (containing the stones on which the Ten Commandments had been written and Aaron's rod and a petrified jar of manna), and enough loose votes to elect Thomas E. Dewey President of the United States in 1948.
She went to bed satisfied. We congratulate Ms. Nickolaus on her remarkable day.
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