Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Trump Ascends to Heaven

Putin just played Trump like a kazoo. 

Trump hopes to find a road to peace in Ukraine. At the moment, the only possible road is for Ukraine to surrender, which is awkward. But Trump apparently believes that a peace treaty will help his own case with the Christian God.

According to the New York Times, the doddering lecher is talking about how he can save his soul. That may be his major source of motivation.  

So he's out in public with swollen ankles, sagging jowls and brainless blabber. He's beginning to see time is limited. And so far he's lived like an alligator. 

"I want to try to get to heaven if possible," the President said on Fox and Friends on Tuesday. 



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